To those of you who had this done to you as children, I sympathize. Your parents were not the only ones who thought that they were too good for the simple “hand-hold.” When I look back at it, though, maybe it was for my own good. I mean, I never got lost, kidnapped, or got run over by a car, so I suppose they did an okay job. They certainly did a hell of a lot better job than Ethan Mars, Retarded Father Extraordinaire. If you’ve played the beginning of Heavy Rain, do children really just run off like that? Kids, these days. It’s all that rap music.

I kind of don’t want to my parents to see this. They might think I’m making fun of them. >.> I tried my best to portray their Filipino accents, and their sense of dress from the 80’s. Shoulder pads were awesome back then. In all seriousness, though, they speak very proficient English…save for the accent, but to be fair, they think I speak funny Filipino, so I don’t feel too bad. =P

~Race