I say nothing, except that Mass Effect is awesome.

Oh, and thanks to Kami, who let me use that shot in the second panel. You know you want to try it.

~Race

Edit: Okay, so I saw this this morning on Player’s Pulse. It’s a rap about mineral probing by Kabuto the Python, complete with a remix of the scanning music, so it totally goes with today’s comic. Fantastic!

Those Minerals – Kabuto the Python

In this edition, Jason, Jaana and Guy list their top 13 most influential games of all time!

New to Level 99, tune in for the rant portion near the end to find out the official song, number, and word of the episode! Oh, and Guy raps for your pleasure.

T-t-t-t-tastey tastey!

2. News
- Will Wright’s mug is on SimCity DS. If Chibi means cute, then what’s the word for ugly?
- WiiSex – I really hope no one is actually masturbating to this.
- Crackdown – Yet another reason to pick it up. Too bad no one is going to. Germany opts out of rating, too.
- Hey, look! Our economy is consumer-driven after all. (HD/Blu Hybrid)
- Everybody is dropping ecstacy and you are indirectly insulted.
- Stores just can’t move PS3s. Meanwhile, people are following UPS trucks for Wii controllers.
- Nintendo remarkets GBA SP as a hitman tool and newspapers take yet another step down in integrity.

3. Jaana and Guy hate PSPSX emulation with the fire of a thousand burning suns because they are beat-game whores.

3. Guy on the Street
- Momofuku Ando, creator of Ramen Noodles, dies at age 96
- Lost Planet explodes Guy’s 360.

4. And the wiener is… – The winner of our Video Game Porn Name contest is argued and decided upon! Did you make the short list?

5. Yes, Jaana is really a gamer, and no, she wasn’t wearing the strap incorrectly when it broke, and yes, trying out for Miss Video Game is actually a joke.

6. Wii Panty Girl

7. Trailing off.

In this episode, news happens and Guy does some stuff, but more importantly, Jaana’s Wiitardation gets us noticed!
1. Intro

2. Jaana records the podcast in a cave, through a shirt, while twitching.

2. News
- The new Sandman isn’t as cool as it sounds.
- Firefly MMO, Fanboys splooge.
- Skirts and Geezers play games too. Who would have thunk it?
- Jason and Guy hate books. Jaana hopelessly defends it.
- Zelda Phantom Hourglass gets delayed and our Twilight Princess strip will be relevant again with some slight editing.
- Konami is the greatest game publisher in the history of mankind.
- The most prestigious video game event of the year: The Spike TV Video Game Awards show, Muthaf**ka.
- Blu-Ray and HD-DVD nonsense.
- Best selling games from around the world. Jason <3’s Rayman.
- Interlink sues Nintendo over wii remote, and so rumble is threatened yet again.

3. Guy on the Street
- Lindsay Lohan used soda and hot dog on ebay.
- Little Mermaid doll calls your daughter a slut.

4. Randomness
- Jason’s phone is broke and other cellular banter.
- Jaana’s diva ways are revealed.
- Does anyone on the forums like us?

5. Jaana relives the moment where she wiigasmed all over her TV.

6. Level 99 contest announced! Win an irregular t-shirt!

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1. Guy Fs up the intro. Hell, it’s even out of order.

2. News
• Video Game Vixens all have the same nipples.
• Foundation 9 too good for Earthworm Jim? As if.
• PS3 Memory Card Adapter? Good. Forced Purchase? Bad.
• Lacey Chabert gives Peach a run for her money.
• Divineo to America: “Uh…. Who are you?”
• Allstate to Microsoft: “If we went around paying our policy holders when
accidents happened, what kind of insurance company would we be?”
• PS3s aren’t hot! Wait, not in a bad way.
• Guy goes off the record, suckas! Or does he?
• Preorder Dark Messiah? Is that what Jaana’s trying to say? Guy and Jason
won’t shut up so we can hear.
• Can someone give Uwe Boll a lobotomy?
• Killzone liberates PSP from certain doom… ok, probably not.
• Seattle rocks, apparently.

3. Interview: Dr. McNinja – Chris Hasting and Kent Archer.
• Pandering!
• Where is Dr. McNinja going from here?!
• Advice for Webcomicteers!
• Reader Questions!
• Chris Hastings and Kent Archer hate video games!

4. Human Male on the Street – Fabulous 15 at Toys R We
• Bratz Are Whores!
• Cup Stacking Was So 1998.
• Tickle Me Ten.

5. Your Questions… Answered!
• Who gets the most Guy-Ritchie-Movie-Title?
• Super Mario Bros. Sucks!

6. Trailing Off!
• I really like Pancakes…

7. Outtakes
• Hank Venture!

2. Hey, Level 99ers.

3. News – Get Newsified!

4. Guy on the Street

5. Just for the Ladies.

6. Another Porn Title segment we aren’t calling “Porn pr0n!”

7. Quick! Answer or DIE!

8. Trailing Off

9.Sign Off

10. Deleted Scene

2. Jaana drops the F-Bomb!

3. News! – Get Newsified!

4. CrossBallz!

5. The Lives of the Js… and a G.

6. Trailing Off………. like, for a really long time.

7. Outtake!

1. Intro – Listen as Jaana tells you what to expect! You’ve been warned…

2. News! – Get Newsified!

3. Interview – Guy is Awesome!

4. The Lives of the Js… and a G.

5. Head or Alive – Video Game Porn Titles.

6. Trailing Off……….

Once again, Jaana and Jason would like to thank Guy Selga for hanging out with us on this podcast. Hopefully, we’ll do something similar in the future.

1. New Intro (It’s wicked sweet!)

2. News–

3. Happy Topic of the Episode–

4. The Lives of the Js–

5. Trailing Randomness–

6. Outro