Captain N Takes Away Your Children’s Innocence

By Race (online) on March 9th, 2010
Posted In: Blog

(Kind of Not Safe For Work.)
So what is Simon Belmont doing in this episode of Captain N: The Game Master, and why is he so happy about it? Why, he’s milking a cow, of course! What did you think, you sickos?!
~Race

I’ll get you a towel.

By Arlo on September 29th, 2006
Posted In: Blog

So I feel it’s only fair that I comment on the new Wii ad, as well.
In big bold letters at the very top it says:
Wii
it’s coming…
Perhaps, if your product name is a euphemism for penis, you should be avoiding ejaculatory idioms, Nintendo.
-Arlo