If you’re just now joining us, we are back to our “Game On” story arc. It’s been a while, I know, but we really gotta wrap this up mofo up.

We’re number !1 (Get it? It’s a leet speak joke.)

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What the hell, Arlo? Why on God’s green (but mostly blue) Earth are looking up ‘taint’ on wikipedia?” Well, I would answer that, but I think it’s funnier if I not. How about this one: “Jesus, that’s an odd resolution!” Yeah, I’m cool like that. Slightly less important is: “Really? You? Number 1?” Really. We. Number 1. Out of 7543, f—ers! I think this is proof positive that this system is broken. Let’s put this into perspective here: Dr. McNinja, those guys we interviewed because they’re more famous and talented than us? 59. That’s the finest howdoyoudo I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen many a fine howdoyoudo. I don’t even care if it is a meaningless howdoyoudo.

I was going to come on here and talk about PS3 and Wii reserves and how Sony still sucks. I was even going to talk about how you’re not playing Final Fantasy XII right now because you bumped your head on a retard. You know what? I don’t even have to bother. Because we’re number one. You know what that makes me individually? Number point five. That’s better than 1, bitch!

-Arlo. I should probably change my name to something more fitting. Like, um… “Supremo, Duke of the Racetocracy of Level 99ia.”

I swear… the picture wasn’t doctored.

If you didn’t know, 80% of all PC Gamers are actually vampires. It’s a fact.

~Race

Hey, I thought this was about video games! Who’s this guy?

Not much going on in the world of the really real. Race is as busy as ever. I’m… well, I’m me. And certain other people are certain other people. Wait for the newest podcast we recorded Sunday morning to hear us talk to those certain other people. Vague enough for you? Yeah, I’m like that sometimes.

-Arlo

So it’s been a while. I know. Unfortunately, things have been kinda crap lately as goes our timing. Jaana has been incredibly busy doing absolutely amazing things and my internets have been not so amazing. The night of the last s’poseda-be update, I was down for eight hours. Now, my webs are up, but back to below par. Triple Bogey. Hopefully, this won’t take long, and things will be back up and running. In the meantime, you could’ve joined us in the forums for stimulating conversation and mindless jibber-jabber. Where were you?

Anywhat, we’re making it up to you by posting Episode 5 in our podcast series. Check it out, damn it. It’s our best yet. And it has soooo much naughtiness in it. Just tons of sex talk. We’re also throwing up the newest installment in our current story arc! At the same time! Aren’t we generous?

-Arlo