Michael Fahey is now my favoritest person ever.
A couple of weeks ago now, Race’s TV had an unfortunate domestic dispute with her Wii Remote. The Wiimote came out on top but must now wear judicially mandated protective gear at all times and must never go more than four inches from a hand while in use, lest [...]
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Okay, so a little while ago, I sent a link to the latest “comic” to WiiHaveAProblem. I sent them a link to my tragic story as well, and they didn’t end up linking, so I figured they didn’t find it exciting enough. They did, however, post my etch-a-sketch along with an interesting, and humorous twist of a story. [...]
As many of you may know by know, I assassinated my 37″ Viewsonic LCD TV not too long ago, with the help of my Wiimote and the magic of physics. With the arrival of Thanksgiving and Black Friday, however, the TV was replaced for a fairly reasonable price. Consequently, to ensure that this “accident” doesn’t happen [...]
You read those little blurbs on various video game blogs about how some punk threw their Wiimote at their friend’s TV and think, “Harhar, that guy must’ve had the coordination of a stroke patient. What an idiot!” Well, guess who feels like a complete and utter douchebag? *raises hand*
Words cannot describe how stupendously retarded I feel [...]


